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July 14 2017

mewstashio:

jontronandedge:

The floor is a functioning application

July 13 2017

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agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

July 12 2017

kakumei-no-tomoshibi:

unexpected-imperial-inquisition:

I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

poseyslegtattoo:

futureluddite:

alexkablob:

breastforce:

Donald Trump Jr posted the actual emails that prove Russian collusion on his twitter

I’m sure his Lawyers are very happy about this

He did it to preempt NYT posting them like two minutes later.

The actual emails in the actual e-flesh. Holy shit Don Jr is so fucked.

A series of tweets from this morning (July 11) from the journalist at the New York Times.

“This… is part of Russia and it’s government’s support for Mr. Trump”

This was posted by the First Son of the United States of America and I still am having trouble believing it’s real.

lancrebitch:

wrecknician:

cardozzza:

coffee-and-eugenics:

kaijuslayer:

I’m very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies.

I’m glad <insert movie> has blacks people because if it didn’t meet my arbitrary percentage standard I might just have to call someone a bigot

………you’re an ugly racist, but this is literally talking about the color palette the films used, not who is acting in them.

“I like the film aesthetics of this movie”
“Wow what is this some kind of SJW bullshit??”

“I like colours lads”
“FUCKING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD”

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So i’ve been quiet recently because I’ve been busy working on a production of Arthur Millers The Crucible with my theatre company!! I thought i’d post some photos because I’ve been having an absolute blast putting on this show and we’ve sold out nearly all 9 of our shows. Tonight was the second night and we still have 3 more shows this week and 4 more next week!! I’ve loved playing Betty Parris and i’m excited to keep putting on a stella show :D 

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moonsofavalon:

prokopetz:

thesallowbeldam:

momma-crow:

1petulantkitten:

1petulantkitten:

artistil:

weavemama:

BY A WHAT

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF
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Give it a dime, apparently.

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

It’s laying eggs in you.

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

asexualmew:

While looking up a list of emotions, I stumbled across the wiki for it, and found there’s three groups of what people think are emotions, and,

According to Aristotle, “Friendship” is an emotion.

And I laugh because all I can think of is

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July 11 2017

jewishtracer:

when your group makes a joke about something happening to the party

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hamotzi:

🌸 a pink pair 🌸

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July 10 2017

Reblog if you’re older than the Nintendo GameCube

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sixpenceee:

ThinkGeek has created a Twinkling Stars skirt that’s adorned with over 250 LED lights. @sixpenceee

ambient-heart:

bywandandsword:

I want to reach Link levels of androgyny. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I something else? Who knows, but there’s 90% chance I’m carrying a sword and doing magic with music in the woods

donkeypinocchio:

this machine kills fascists sticker on the office water dispenser 

July 09 2017

zuge:

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

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caminomuetro:

scott pilgrim vs. the world (2010)

wetheurban:

SPOTLIGHT: Neon Artist Chris Bracey

Chris Bracey got his start in the art world making neon signs for sex shops in Soho before being chosen to work on iconic films like Eyes Wide Shut and Batman.

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trilllizard420:

riftwitch:

Classic Joker: “This chair is rigged to measure the audience’s laughter and give you an electric shock proportional to the volume - not funny, you say? Well, the audience has been gassed up just enough that they’ll find anything funny - even Harley reading from the phonebook!”

Current Joker: *Stabs people with a knife. Laughs.*

You can say Jared Leto

It’s ok

July 08 2017

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eternalanimation:

This panel is everything. Zuko is actually happy for once, and LOOK AT IROH’S FACE! They love each other so much and I’m so happy.

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